Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Geneva Convention

With all the nice things I have to say about her, you might think that Lillian's life is pretty peachy. Not so. She believes that there have been numerous violations of the Geneva Convention. Among other things, she claims:

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Waterboarding.


Solitary confinement.

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It's gotten to the point where there have been suicide attempts. (In the first video it looks like she's trying to smother; in the second like she's trying to strangle herself.) Though she hasn't tried it yet, when we give her the "cold wipes on her bottom" [1] torture, she sometimes rolls onto her side and considers pitching herself off the changing table.

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However, we've persevered and now she's starting to show signs of Stockholm Syndrome…


Notes:

[1] We have a wipe warmer, but we don't use it because she actually doesn't mind the cold wipes. I only call it that for humorous purposes.

2 comments:

  1. Nah, she's only lulling you into a false sense of security. Soon she'll start escape attempts. :-)

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  2. She has been repeatedly bouncing a tennis ball against the wall and catching it…

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