She insists she wants her own cell phone. My only consolation is that she doesn't want to use it to call boys, yet.
 I also do not participate in Facebook. But unlike my professor, I am not a Luddite. I avoid it because I know how much time I would waste on Facebook were I to join. I do, however, have a cell phone. And the Star Wars "Main Theme", by John Williams, is my ringtone.